All those friends that are”guy started away like everyone else, chief.

All those friends that are”guy started away like everyone else, chief.

They saw the Titty that is promised Land thought they are able to make it happen, too. When they fed up with the drama and bullshit, or she discovered some other person, these people were relegated to “friends.” They could’ve purchased a fucking sailboatwith all of the money they blew on young Cinnamon, now they wait to some final vestige of hope, thinking them put their spit on the slit that she may just get drunk enough some night and let. You dudes could all meet up and swap the very same stories about squandered evenings, complete dissatisfaction, and confused, hopeless whack-off sessions whenever you all discovered that dating a stripper isn’t any different than wanting to debate Nietzsche with a Dalmation.

4. Her life is a flurry of task chosen at random.

This stimulates her sub-par self-esteem. At 10am she will likely to be rocketing down the freeway at 130mph regarding the straight back of some guy’s crotch rocket.

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