You could make a fantastic initial connection online, but when you DO, get the ass for some queer-owned cafe and meet-up in true to life, simply because they need our company plus the internet — I REPEAT: the online world JUST ISN’T A REPLACE for a proper life hangout. Though sometimes If only it had been with makeup, but that’s a personal problem because it’s so much easier to throw a filter on my face than paint it.
2. Athletic Clubs
Look, I’ll acknowledge it: we hate recreations. I’m TERRIBLE at activities. And personally i think extremely separated in my own un-athletic lesbian presence. In fact, I’ve been pitching “The identification Crisis of Being a Lesbian Who Hates Sports” for months now, but no editor appears to be involved with it (hint, hint Bendix that is trish).
But also I force myself to go to women’s sporting events all of the time though I get heart palpitations entering any sort of soccer field (PTSD from gym class. You realize why? They’re teeming with queer girls, honey. Hot, strong, badass girls that are queer of having struck when you look at the face having a softball! Where do we subscribe? Sweaty sexy derby girls, whizzing around on roller-skates, their locks flapping behind them —t hey’re the fucking coolest animals on earth. They tend to possess great design and are great during intercourse too. Soccer girls? Therefore hot, so good, therefore friendly, therefore tough. Whom does not like to watch a number of fresh-faced ladies kick around a soccer ball?